Saturday, June 24, 2006

Czech De Phatte

Ok...First things first....I, Nimrod, do solemnly swear to refrain from making any predictions whatsoever for the FIFA world cup 2006 after being forced to eat my words by the insipid czechs (refer previous post).

Thursday, 22nd June, Sportsbar (Phoenix Mills) Mumbai

Time Spent: 2 hours 40 mins

Break-up of time spent:

Pre-match arguments (30 mins)
Cze Vs Ita (45 mins)
Gha Vs USA (45 mins)
Post-match profanities (10 mins)
Beer (2 hours 40 mins...cant dissapoint Bacchus)


Milan Baros was suffering from amnesia which explains why he forgot that he is a good striker
Tomas Rosicky was suffering from home-sickness and wanted to return home early
Pavel Nedved was suffering his suffering team-mates but try as he may, couldn't do too much alone
All italian players were suffering from a shift in their centre of gravity and therefore kept falling down on their own
The referee was suffering from short-sightedness and imagined that the czechs were responsible for the italians spending so much time on all fours
I am suffering from an acute case of ego inflammation so these comments need to be taken with a pinch of salt :)


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